The Telling (2009)

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:41 pm **Post subject:** The Telling (2009)

From FH:

The Telling (2009) UNRATED-DVDRiP-XViD-MoH

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Genre : Horror

Tagline : \"Perfection without Exception\"

Plot : In this horror anthology film, three girls pledge the most popular - and cruelest - sorority on campus. For their final task, they must tell the scariest story they know. Containing three distinct stories - one featuring a murderous doll, one a has-been actress and her run in with a film crew of the undead and, finally, a hunt-and-kill fright-fest. The tales inspire someone at the sorority to commit their own murders.

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Title        ..:.. The Telling (2009)  UNRATED
Retail  Date  ..:.. Apr 14th, 2009
Release Date  ..:.. Apr 08th, 2009
Source        ..:.. R1 NTSC DVD
Video Bitrate ..:.. 1035kbps
Audio Bitrate ..:.. mp3 vbr  128kbit
Resolution    ..:.. 624x336
Subtitles    ..:.. n/a
Archives      ..:.. 50x15mb
Rating        ..:.. 8.8/10 (6 votes)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298721/

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spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:58 am **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298721/

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"Perfection without Exception"

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In this horror anthology film, three girls pledge the most popular - and cruelest - sorority on campus. For their final task, they must tell the scariest story they know. Containing three distinct stories - one featuring a murderous doll, one a has-been actress and her run in with a film crew of the undead and, finally, a hunt-and-kill fright-fest. The tales inspire someone at the sorority to commit their own murders.

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Dogg · **Posted:** Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:35 pm **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

Thanks for sharing

Union.Simon.616 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:23 am **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

I've just watched it and I have to say it's pretty lame, even for what you might expect from the cover and the blurb. Not exactly a horror, more like a Beverly Hills 90210 (or whatever that was) Halloween Special. Or one of those 90s 30 minute TV shows where kids sit around a campfire and tell "scary stories". And the "undead" with those retarded American accents ("vot is", "vell" etc.) were beyond ridiculous :roll:

. 2/10 at best.

There are some boobs though, so it's not a total fail.

Anyway, if you don't want to bother with it (and there's not really a point), here are all the good parts:

Slayer · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:32 pm **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

Ah, thanks for saving another 90 minutes which I can spend on a different crap movie to warn you guys about.

elchupacabra · **Posted:** Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:59 pm **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

Yeah, thanks mate. :lol:

Union.Simon.616 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:09 am **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

Heh, you're welcome guys, I'm happy to do that! :mrgreen:

Will probably have my "fun" with a bunch of others this weekend, so you can expect more... :voodoo:

To my shocked surprise some random guy on IMDb actually summed this one up pretty well:

Random IMDb Guy wrote:

So if you disregard the acting, which ranges from poor to abysmal, you will have heard the stories again and again since childhood. In fact, most Halloween specials have told these stories, and often told them better. So here goes: To gain membership in a Sorority populated by plastic women in their late 20ies and early (?) 30ies (who, at least at one point, are amusingly Borg-like), three pledges must tell a scary story each.

Another One wrote:

if you are stuck on a desert island and all you have is this movie to watch on a solar powered TV/DVD player.. do not watch it..you will have more fun building a giant sand castle.

But then again it's Playboy's attempt at horror, so what can you really expect except plastic tits and stories stolen from 90s 'scary' kids shows.

Slayer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:10 pm **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

I really loved it when I saw a guy on imdb have the tagline "Watching bad movies so you don't have to". Bad movies aren't so bad, but if they are boring bad, then that IS bad!

John_Doe · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:37 pm **Post subject:** Re: The Telling (2009)

Slayer wrote:

I really loved it when I saw a guy on imdb have the tagline "Watching bad movies so you don't have to". Bad movies aren't so bad, but if they are boring bad, then that IS bad!

I just noticed there was no listing for Tommy Wiseau's The Room either here or on fileheaven. I can't believe this!

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