I can't get no sleep!!!!

Gorehound · **Posted:** Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:39 pm **Post subject:**

take your medication as it was prescribed dude!

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:09 am **Post subject:**

Actually, I find if you take double the amount of meds perscribed you can sleep like the dead :wacky:

karstmobile · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:57 am **Post subject:**

No sleep? That's a problem? Nah, how else would you get those lovely dark patches under your eyes. Plus, when the good points of sleep deprivation start kicking in (i.e. hearing things, seeing things, etc.) the fun has just begun. Just smoke more crack. :moon:

Purple.Nightmare · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 2:55 pm **Post subject:**

Insomnia by Faithless

oh i thought it was a guess the song thing....

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:24 pm **Post subject:**

Insomnia by Megadeth

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 8:35 pm **Post subject:**

stand up, bend over try to touch your head to your knees(without bending your legs), deep breaths in and out about 7 times as hard as you can, then put your thumb in your mouth, stand up straight quickly and blow as hard as you can on your thumb.

repeat until unconscious!

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:14 pm **Post subject:**

and while i'm giving out bad advice and things you shouldnt do,
get some of those flourescant glow sticks-
hxxp://www.extremeglow.com/

cut the plastic casing off, to get to the florescent liquid, put some on your eyelids so it looks like you have glow in the dark eyes when you close them.

and then spend the next hour in some of the most excruciating pain you've ever felt!
'i can just wash it off, monkey!'</i>
That's the beauty of it! it doesnt wash off! it absorbs right in thru the skin quickly.
'then why the hell would i want to do it?'</i>
you wouldnt. it hurts like hell.
'how do you know?'</i>
Because i am an idiot.

this is a public service announcment, brought to you by the makers of:Stupidity-The Monkeysmasher Home Game

John_Doe · **Posted:** Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:07 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

Stupidity-The Monkeysmasher Home Game

Sounds swell, where can I buy one?

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:37 am **Post subject:**

(dammit, i hit reply instead of post, again)

just send in 2 proofs of purchase and your mensa test results. we will send a copy of the game in the mail. it should take 4 to 196 weeks for delivery.

eh,
nobody do that glowstick thing, thinking back on me doing it still makes my eyelids hurt like hell. believe me, it is one of the most painfull experiences in my long and painfilled life.

John_Doe · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:02 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

your mensa test results.

bah... I was 5 points short. Will try again next year, and then do a little practising first... =)

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:12 am **Post subject:**

mensa entry is what, 130? oh, well. iq tests arent exactly accurate. me, i got a 12.

I can't get no sleep!!!!

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