No doubt about it.

nah, hasselhoff is just a story to scare children.

i fixed up jimmypearl/karstmobile. i wanted to make it look like he was performing on stage.....hell's stage. bumm bum buuuuuuummmmm

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... /dummy.jpg

Man, thats looks good. Gonna print if off and frame it. The monkeysmasher pic is still in early development... should I go literal or figurative?...

Yeah, that's just the way I like him... scared, bloody, smoking himself to death, and... alone with ME. Too bad you can't put a scratch 'n' sniff on it so that everyone could experience the lovely cat sheee-it smell that eminates from his arse.

Shut up Jimmy

man, my war against my capturecard/soundcard errors is really being a trouble. i may have to just reinstall windows.again. i got some nice vhs's i wanted to cap, and it is defying my every attempt. i wanted to cap frozen scream, visiting hours and psycopath.
anybody use an ati capture card with a soundblaster live card?

where's my damn picture, biaaaaatch?!!
just kidding.
this is basically me. except im taller.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... /mmm-3.jpg
except im not a 2 dimensional computer image.

manmademan framework is roughly done. i'm putting some pics on my little site now. haha, i started a project and i may actually finish it. next time, i put up pics of the cd storagesystemshelf i made.

i started animating my little poem. i looks a lot like a hannabarbarah cartoon, but i'm trying to make it smoother.

i made a buncha sprites so i could re-use the same portions.
here is the hero of the story, the doctor-
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... mm-doc.jpg
yes, sometimes surgery requires a sledgehammer and assorted powertools.

and here is where doc is making his little buddy-
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... eman-6.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... eman-8.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... eman-7.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... eman-5.jpg

and of course, smiley goes on a roidrage killing spree.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... m-door.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... page-2.jpg
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... ampage.jpg


i try make smiley walk all stiff(?)jittery like and freaky fast, smashing thru trailor walls and punching holes thru peoples heads.

Still working on the pic monkey. Keeps turning into shee-it. Screw literal or figurative... I think I'll go industrial. An accomplished master at "stick" figures is bound to have a little trouble "branching" out.

no puns!
-first offense-



trying is just the first step to failure.

the request from firejewel

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... -ve2r2.jpg

I made these top ten riaa slogans -

'Got to sue somebody, may as well sue everybody!.'
R.I.A.A
'Because cocaine is expesive.'
R.I.A.A
'It's all about the money. Just the money. now just give us your damn money.'
R.I.A.A
'Because we don't share.'
R.I.A.A
'Because cocaine is very expesive.'
R.I.A.A
'Everything is ours ours ours!'
R.I.A.A
'Did we mention how expensive cocaine is?.'
R.I.A.A
'Fuck you peasants.'
R.I.A.A
'We are your Culture.'
R.I.A.A
'We eat babies.'

john doe the garbage pail kid sticker-
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... /jdgpk.JPG

ah, karstmobile, no picture done yet? your lazy, and jimmypearl has termites.

and nothing at all to due with the above. Showcasing my softer, more careing side, and since valentine's day is nearing, here is my thoughts on......
.
'Ahh, Love.
Love, love, love, love, love.
That wonderful feeling,
the unforgetable sensation,
the raging fire, the blazing burn-
like a white hot icepick being hammered into my stomach
by an angel's sledgehammer.
the unbareable nausea, bloody vomit,
cold clammy sweat, shock induced,
fadeing vision turning black.
wait,
that's what it feels like to get shot.
Love is the thing with the restraining orders and the car bomb.'


based on a true story.[i]

Lazy? yeah, a little. Wish I had more free time. Too busy right now doing the "make money, spend money, die" thing. Yippee.

Don't worry, although not near complete, the idea is set and resource material is gathered.

yeah, i;ll be expecting a complete bibliography on all resources.
heya johndoe, you didnt like your garbage pail kid picture?
nobody liked the firejewel picture?

oh, well. maybe noone reads this anymore. guess i will have to start putting better stuff up here.
i had to buy a new mouse, my old one died....
or possibly,...murder! dun dun duuuuuunn.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... lgiz-2.jpg

this is how it started
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... lgiz-1.JPG

is a ghostlady. i was looking for a copy of the picture i made months ago, with the crunchy cadaver lady and the ghost children. anybody have that one?

im having a bitch of a time getting used to my new mouse, it sucks ass.

I'd fuck'er...

my new mouse? eeeeewhhhheee, i was wondering why it was so sticky. grosss.

hehe, here is the 'real' unedited dialog of the thing, before it was cut for, errrr, runtime. yeah.hehe. this is where the Norwegian's(the Swedes) land and are after the dog, this is the norwegians talking.

N1=norwegian with grenade, N2=norwegian with rifle.

N1: Det e' ikkje ein bikkje, det e' en s?nn der ting! Det er en COOKBOOK!
N2 rep det! den andre utlendingen ?t all v?rt reeses stykker!
N2: Min nese er kald.(hufff- hufff)
N1: gary eter meg.
N2:Nys!
N1:Gj?r hvorfor vitenskepsmann har......... h?ndgranater?
(EXPLOSION)
N2:min eneste ren...... underwear var i det helikopteret!!!.. N? er mine sokker v?te!(gasp) ............
jeg er kald!(hufff- hufff)
(see the american scientist)
N2e guys ser vennlig......(huff) Kommer ......over til v?rt ligger i telt ......(huff-pufff) sm?kaker?
Jeg tapt min mitten...............Nys!........(gunshotPOW)...
.Hey! Deres kule er i mitt ?ye! .........jeg .......er snowqueen ........av .........sommer._glurrgle_