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d0c
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:16 am Post subject: Shrek the sheep faces his shearers |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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DxaKrator
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:35 am Post subject: |
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The Practice Girl Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am Posts: 6099 Location: Back in the glistening folds of Barbara Bush's Twat
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That is one wooly mammal....wonder if the shepard has a reason behind not fleecing it..you know..more cusion for the pushin sort of deal?  Which is sort of a family tradition in Montana here in the states.
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Jynks
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 2:58 am Posts: 1103
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Funny animals.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:08 am Post subject: |
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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That is some twisted shit. on a serious note, the owners of that cat should be shot for animal cruelty, that cant be healthy for the cat. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:15 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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eh, i seen some cats like that before, it's not always because of overfeeding. some animals with thyroid problems(or thier equivalients) just get obese naturally. they;d get eaten up rather fast in the animal kingdom, but in domesticated life they survive. people/ mammals have like a built in wieght threshold/ average wieght, some are just set too high, or too low. to get a regular cat that obese, you'd probably have to force feed it, give it metabolic medications to slow it down, maybe even keep it sedated. hyper-obesity, or a straight diet of plain baccon fat and carbohydrates, it's not so much a cat, but a beachball rolling its way after little birds, FatCat, bouncing its way to a little kitty coranary. that cats so fat, it has smaller cats orbiting in its gravitational pull/ takes it 2 trips to haul ass/when it sits around the house, it sits around the house/that cat has its own senator/declared itself independent, a soveriegn state/didnt get stuck in the pet door, got stuck in the regular door/ thought it had a nice collar until i realized it was a car tire/actually respected and adored by the Japanese as Sumo-cat/etc. i seen some people had a raccoon about that size.
Dr. M. S. Masher, Vet.
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:39 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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argh, what i meant to say is,
i think sheep are like humans in regard to hair growth, if you want longer hair your got to trim it and stimulate hairgrowth. i used to work on a sheep farm, sheering the bastards. sheep arent as nice and cuddly as you would be led to believe by cartoons. they get freakin heavey, and if you got a bunch around you, there is a chance of them trampling you to death in an enclosed area. almost happened to me, had them in a barn and they freaked out. heavy bastards too, i nearly died from sheepificational trampalation, and now that would have been one of the stupidest ways to die, apart from autoerotic asphyxiation or stabbed by a nun, or worse, a combination of all three.
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