Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:40 am **Post subject:**

Brains brains brains brains brains

Zombie!
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Norman Lovett brains brains brains brains brains polenta brains mash brains brains James Belushi nobrains brains brains Anna Paquin mmbrains brains brains brains yeah brains yeah yeah yeah rock and roll brains brains.

Brains.

Another appropriate one...I am on a role here :mrgreen:

Purple.Nightmare · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:12 am **Post subject:**

You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/newmedia.jpg" title="Boo!" alt="Boo!" border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? A Rum and Monkey joint.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:31 am **Post subject:**

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg" title="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." alt="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? A Rum and Monkey joint.

I like that one

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:12 pm **Post subject:**

PC_Arcade wrote:

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg" title="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." alt="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? A Rum and Monkey joint.

I like that one

me too

Does that make us a Ninja Clan then

HI YA!

Pervopappy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:32 pm **Post subject:**

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/tomjones.jpg" title="What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh" alt="What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh" border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? 

Should i be worried?

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:54 pm **Post subject:**

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/newmedia.jpg" title="Boo!" alt="Boo!" border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

WTF, i dont even look like that.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:55 pm **Post subject:**

@Pervo, with hair like that you should commit suicide mate. that is some fucked up shit LOL

EagleEater · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:24 pm **Post subject:**

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/thatkid.jpg" title="At least I'm not Drew Carey" alt="At least I'm not Drew Carey" border="0" /> 
That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.

Now ain't that the truth! I've still got the tape stuck to my arse! :oops:

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:09 pm **Post subject:**

hehehe i laughed when i saw someone got tom jones hahaha, the ninja kid was funny though

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:12 pm **Post subject:**

Can the ninja kid play guitar? Cos if he cant he aint a genuine ninja you know :matrix:

Code101 · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:18 pm **Post subject:**

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/tomjones.jpg" title="What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh" alt="What's nu-clear, woah-oh-woah-oh-WOAH-oh" border="0" /> Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You? 

Better get some tight leather pants and a fake tan!

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:38 pm **Post subject:**

But just think of it...beeing Tom Jones you got the corner on getting as much action as you possible could get from the 50 and older women...If I wasn't so addicted to brains I would be jealous.

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