Rectuma (2003)

Unit-731 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:56 pm **Post subject:** Rectuma (2003)

just discovered this flick, but I never heard of it before

Rectuma (2003)

Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him

movie poster : http://pirromount.com/rectumaminiposter.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365674/

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:04 pm **Post subject:**

Sounds like an ass version of Idle Hands

Could be good if done properly!

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:49 pm **Post subject:**

haha ill try to avoid making any wise cracks.... oops lol sounds good

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:51 pm **Post subject:**

oh..mi scusi...mi scusi.......

Nice avatar mate!

Now stop talking outa your rectuma and find an ed2k link to this movie :wink:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:49 am **Post subject:**

This film sounds like a piece of shit LOL

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:53 am **Post subject:**

Ideal companion piece to monsturd though

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:12 pm **Post subject:**

ideal replacement for the phantom menace id say :lol:

bring a whole new spin to the start of the star wars legend lol

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:22 pm **Post subject:**

This idea has some potential. And the sequel could have an army of cloned a-holes.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:23 pm **Post subject:**

I see max has seen Eurotrip, I hope he is not ya new role model mate, we could all be in trouble :beerchug:

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:52 pm **Post subject:**

eh mi scusi mi scusi lol dont worry he aint my rolemodel, me and paul just reckon its a reet quality film and his character is hilarious :beerchug:

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:02 pm **Post subject:**

Cool avatar mate, where ya get it LOL -

mi sucsi bloke is up for an oscar for his performance - He Has To Be!!!!

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:18 pm **Post subject:**

Sorry that joke was so tired it was yawnful... then again, I am expecting a lot for an american 'comedy' to be at least original.

So I'm the only one who had seen the exact same jokes done hundreds of times before? To be original in this day of age... what a foreign concept... which brings us to rectuma aka Idle Ass...

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Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him

I assume its an off shoot of the Mexican Staring Frog gone wrong :mrgreen:

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:35 pm **Post subject:**

am i the only one who thinks spud really puts too much thinking into films that dont require it? :roll:

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:46 pm **Post subject:**

Any links for this film then, is it even on DVD?

I can't find any evidence of it being!

Lets split this topic now before it gets hi-jacked by eurotrip talk!

Any-one watching that film expecting originality and brand new jokes, is definetly going to be let down.
However, there was enough enjoyable moments to make this film passable and even enjoyable.
And enough nudity to satisfy, dare I say it? Even Maxpayne2409!!!
On the level EuroTrip is meant to be watched it definetly excelled for me, a very well made film with good acting and great scene set-ups........again on the level it is geared at.
I'm not saying burn ya copies of Monty Python/Something About Mary coz this film rocks......but on the video store shelf next to Sorority Boys, Slackers, Van Wilder, Boat Trip, Super Troopers etc etc and all the other crap in this genre Euro Trip comes out quite well!
Yes it's LAME, but enjoyably LAME

Now get me a link for Rectuma....Please, I want to see if it can be worse then Monsturd :lol:

Unit-731 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:24 pm **Post subject:**

here is a link to a review of rectuma :
http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=9245

and the link to the official page :
http://pirromount.com/rectumapage.html

but there is no trace of any edk link sadly

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:08 pm **Post subject:**

dang, unit-731... you have a mission to rent, rip and release this title or face eternitity with the lacklustre unfunniness of .... Eurotrip! :lol:

@max,

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am i the only one who thinks spud really puts too much thinking into films that dont require it?

That's retarded, its a comedy... I expect it to be funny and at least the slightest bit original, or something thats passable. It was badly scripted and devoid of comedy bar the odd moment which I'd seen before. How's that over thinking.

@paul,

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However, there was enough enjoyable moments to make this film passable and even enjoyable.

The opposite was my criticism, there were a few, but so scare I wouldn't bother with ir.

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And enough nudity to satisfy, dare I say it? Even Maxpayne2409!!!

I take it you mean all those naked 50 year old men on the nudest beach :lol:

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Super Troopers, etc.

I think you are doing those films discredit with your comparison, super troopers and the like are normally pretty good at 'what they do', proper comedy acting and at least a decent run of jokes make them good. I have super troopers on DVDr somewhere, and lots of other yanky comedy, most of which are entertaining if a bit samey.

The fact that Max seems to like it is the only reason I'm bothering to criticise it here that much / at all :lol:

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Lets split this topic now before it gets hi-jacked by eurotrip talk!

We need something to bump the topic until someone actually sees it :lol:

oh and a topic on eurotrip would be overkill.. watching it is enough :lol:

Unit-731 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:45 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

dang, unit-731... you have a mission to rent, rip and release this title or face eternitity with the lacklustre unfunniness of .... Eurotrip! :lol:

ewww well, i bet the movie's dvd will hit america first so you'll have to wait once a pal/secam-compatible version get out :lol:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:48 pm **Post subject:**

I'm up for a brail version if that's more convienant? :mrgreen:

These 'quiant titles' are only really available for people via emule... but then if we had instaneuous access to everything it wouldn't be as fun

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:50 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

@paul,

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And enough nudity to satisfy, dare I say it? Even Maxpayne2409!!!

I take it you mean all those naked 50 year old men on the nudest beach :lol:

:wink:

spudthedestroyer wrote:

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Super Troopers, etc.

I have super troopers on DVDr somewhere, and lots of other yanky comedy, most of which are entertaining if a bit samey.

Man Super Troopers Sucked Big Time :evil:

Remember taking it home from work on the weekend and definetly NOT thinking is was funny -amuzing/entertaining YES, but remember being let down comedywise by it

Although both you and John_Doe rate it, maybe I accidently took home a Sandra Bullock flick by mistake

Will have to rent and rip next time I'm home and maybe give it another watch!
Same guys did Club Dread, right?
That was funny, maybe I just wasn't in mood to get Super Troopers. - The one where they want to close down the police department, right?

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:14 am **Post subject:**

now more painful tho it is to agree with goalpost head im afraid i too enjoyed supertroopers and van wilder (that dog scene was hialrious) and im ashamed ot admit i liked sorority boys aswell found ti pretty funny

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