Well Well Well!!!
I watched this earlier in the week, and what can I say :-o
Words cannot describe!
This is atrocious :roll:
Now don't get me wrong I loved every cringing minute and enjoyed watching it more then the majority of these 200x horror releases that always appear here......... but......
This is guerilla film making 101 .... at it's best (or worst!).
For those of you who downloaded and watched the fine STR release of Last Shark (and there were a couple

) you'll definetly feel a sense of Deja Vu watching this beauty
Almost 95% of the shark attack footage is ripped directly from that film!!
Every attack scene in Cruel Jaws has been set up so that they can re-use Last Shark footage, the helicopter attack, the harbour attack, the boat attack/explosion its all there and all so terribly edited that even those not in the know of Last Shark could blaintly point out the scenes that are ripped.
The harbour scene inparticular is just a mirade of chopping editing and shakey camera's that makes no sense what so ever, the shark pops up in the middle of the water the next thing some-ones being attacked on the harbour. Brunno Mattei ignored any form of continuity when editing this
And the shark has a roar that would scare off the T-Rex!
And the soundtrack...... the blatent rip off of the Superman theme that just as it gets recognisable, changes shift to some wierd mimick of it.
Like they could play the first 10 seconds of it for free but once the chorus started they had to pay royalties, so made up there own
I could go on for pages and pages, but I urge all people to watch this, as you won't believe your eyes at the audacity and sheer crapness that floods out of it.
I now claim that
Brunno Mattei, is and always will be, the naffest director in history based on the over whelming evidence held within Cruel Jaws
All Bruno did was get some actors to act out some lines and then set up scenes mimicking Last Shark and then after a day or so of filming went into the editing room and spliced in Shark Footage to make Cruel Jaws, you have to hand it to him
Making a shark film with no actual shark footage shot by yourself - THATS GOOD GOING :P
Thank you DxaKrator
