Where are the spOOoooOOky women?? One looks like my sister, the other like my GF, but none of them is spooky

well,
i think that they both started off as the same person, and it is kind of spooky, being your sister and your girlfriend also being the same one. that's a bit of a stretch, still i know some errr, 'couples' who have kids with webbed toes. I was expecting something out of 'creature from the black laggoon' webbed toes(in fact thats why i went to see the kids) instead it was some lame melded together toes that was quite a disapointment. i dont remember the kids real name, i just called him webster.

ahh, i did some regular drawings of SpoOOOooky women, i find them and put em up. one is Lizzy Borden choppin mom and dad with an axe, the other are tattoo's i did.

http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... ghere.html

airbrushed lady

Nice. You don't have her phone number by chance?

hehe, she does look surprisingly like an x-mrs. monkey.

and i dont mean my mother.

R.I.P.

hehe, not dead, unfortunately she moved in about 1 block away from where ilive. i was at the grocery store and she went up to me with a 'Hey! its me! long time no see!'
and of course i had to say,"Kevin?"



(ah, kevin is a male name here, i dont know about your freaky naming in your crazy little countries)

lol

/me looks at france

Michelles a boy?

some them norway names are pretty fucked up, least if they were around here. though lot of people have names like 'keyron' (i call him crayon), chiante, and some i wouldnt even guess on spelling. one of the top names recently has been 'bologna'. that's worse than naming everyone 'jan'.

hehe, i know someone named 'Sega', now thats just sad.

I got that beat. I know of someone named 'Bush'.

hehe, bush is a rather common last name. about 20 of them in my towns phonebook. ah, but i usually just call everyone 'steve'. its easier to remember them that way. still, if i am ever elected to a public office, renaming everyone will be my top priority, followed closely will be blowing up the moon, then giving houseplants the right to vote.

i'd run my campaign with honesty, such as i would be the most corrupt bribe taking womanizing son of a bitch to have ever been born. in fact, that gonna be my campaign slogan. though i was kind of liking 'vote for me or i will eat your babies'.

every wednsday is national naked day.

I know a guy named Dag, which is a very uncommon name in my country and its also the same word used for "day". People never know how to pronounce it

@MS: Do you have those little informal jokes on the coke bottles? Once it said that before WWII there were 51 people in NY's phonebook listed as being named Hitler. Guess how many there were after.

I'm just glad I'm not named some 'deeper meaning' name like 'Mike Hunt' 'Ben Dover' or 'Justin Case'.

@Jensus: 'Dag' is a normal name here in Norway.

I used 2 know a girl called Gaye, she preferred to be called Gail, I wonder why

hehe,
this is the first time that animated gif's and icons work for my browser, i have no idea why. i guess cause i been messing with new firewalls. d'oh, still i cant see my own drawings from my website. anybody know how to get sygate to allow pics? may be my pop-up stopper i installed. it kind of sucks.

but here be a few-
http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... logos.html

and some semi-finished ones(well, everything is semi-finished on all me pictures on every page.)
http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... ished.html

i noticed 75% of males in japanese film are named 'Ken' when they get dubbed into english.

and as i was watching the original b&w 'the thing from another world' minutes ago, that scientist guy who wanted to communicate with the thing, everybody kept giving him a hard time and were obssesed with killing it, but no one even stopped to consider just how good the thing might taste if properly prepared as a pleasing side dish, or even a main course salad.


i saw on tv were the remaining relatives of hitler decided to change thier last name to 'shitler'. i dont know if it was just a joke. 'shit' doesnt mean the same in german, right? german's got something like shietze instead? anybody know if that name change was true?

got to go take some tests today. an IQ test again. My last one came back negative. i got the date wrong and mispelled my name.

Easily done mate, I have done that once or twice to. Most worrying is when the test company actually fone you up to inform you that you are technically dead and would be outsmarted by a glass of water.

captain kronos suckey suck sucks.

and that, my friends, is why Darwin's theory of evolution and survival of the fitest falls flat on it's ass

LOL

'well, mr. smasher, for someone who showed up in sandals and mismatched socks, you did extremely well. in fact, your's was the highest of your group, in fact one of the highest we have had here at xxxxxxxxxxxzoophiliacs anonymousxxxxxx(not realy), and we hate to see great potential-'
"I want a parkingspot"
"sure, We-"
"..for my dog."
"............i'm sure we can arrange something-"
"and i want my own midget."
"...excuse me? did you sa-"
"a midget. a real one, No leprechauns,i can tell if its a leprechaun. i want one like Willow."


ahh, balancing that fine line. they never go for giving me a midget. no callbacks, unemployment reigns supreme. though i did get enough money to buy some new dvds, i think i got every one of those midnight matinee ones. well, like 30 of them.

on a side note, is it just me* or do all those rosarch inkblots look like angry vaginas?




*no, i dont look like an angry vagina. i look like if elmer fudd and satan had a baby. well, an old baby.