did you get here or not?, did husban find out?, was there sex in the office?.... you know the usually goodies we yearn to hear keep us up2date on this one JD.

More than you'll ever even think of my young woodchipper.Here is another issue that might come your way,what if she is just leading you on....or even in the remote chance she has sex with you
What if she is just using you as a pawn in soem sort of sick sexual triangle where the husband jumps out from out of the closet and analy violates youwith a cattle prod?You know....I would do worse if someone was coming on to my wife...horrifying things not even documented in the anuals of torture.I am just saying think before you react with your penis..but hey..it's your penis...and I won't knock your shortcomings. Even with high heels

true,true.

BUT!

1. If I were to go around being afraid of women's husbands/boyfriends, then my list of sexual experiences would be much shorter. You can't be afraid of what might happen in life. You just have to give it your best shot, hope for the best, and take the consequences if you fail. That's my philosophy and what I try to live by. Sure I make a fool of myself alot of the time, but atleast I tried! You only regret what you did, half as much as you regret what you didn't do!

2. Dreams are my lifejuice. Without them there is no reason to do anything really. They'll probably never amount to anything, but that doesn't mean I can abandon them. They are what keeps me going.

3. Morals get in the way of so much pleasure! As long as the husbond is not a friend or member of my family or something, it's open season as far as I'm concerned.

4. I understand that you would get mad at someone hitting on your wife, but if she actually acted upon it, would you not agree that that would be HER misstake? And that she would be the correct person to direct your anger at? Very easy to say, very difficult to do (of course), but ture nonetheless?

no...I'd just kill the cheating bitch and chop off the offenders left testicle
As far as morals go.... would you consider me a moral man John?
I understand your plight...I guess if i were you I would go for anything that moved..I just don't want to see you in a compromising situation that's all...but as I said...your penis.your choice.

Gonna make some t-shirts?

karstmobile, LOL!

But in that case it should rather say:

MY penis. Your choise.

I suppose it depends on your gender or sexual orientation...
or a combination of the two with lube on the side.

Guess it works best for the ladies:

ah.. I was thinking on wearing it myself... thus MY penis...

I think it might actually sell extremley good though!

Actually there could be a whole series of them!

For women and gay men:

Your Penis. Your Chioce

For straight Men and Transsexual hookers:

My Penis. Your Choice.

Then for the wannabe feminist bitches, and the pornstar women:

Your Penis. My Choice.

Then just for the weird/crazy perverts and the real Players:

My Penis. My Choice.

I knew if I started talking about penis's your hangover would be a thing of the past

fuck, I had it going with SO MANY chicks tonight, yet I failed to bring any of them home with me.... =(


Practice and you will prevail... =)

when you don't remember much, it's always good to have pictures!





Be carefull though, cause ugly and adultry-comitting women will claw your eyes out if you try to take their pictures...

lol....