Marmite and Foul Products

spudthedestroyer

Okay, here's the poll based on the vileness of Marmite... choose wisely

satan · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:07 am **Post subject:**

????

Spammer!

What is Marmite?

Pikman · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:16 am **Post subject:**

A yeast based spread that Spud was force fed as a small child.

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:28 am **Post subject:**

Marmite on toast rules!!!

And the only way you can compare Marmite to the taste of anus, is if you've tasted both spud.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:33 am **Post subject:**

You pretty much know how things are going to taste, and if you think an ass hole will taste nice then your a maramite eater.

Nothing can taste worse than maramite...

satan · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:52 am **Post subject:**

Now I will buy it and taste it.

Yet I like spam, but won't eat it unless I'm camping.....

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:57 am **Post subject:**

Not a marmite fan :wink:

The stuff tastes vile to me

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 12:04 pm **Post subject:**

satan wrote:

Yet I like spam, but won't eat it unless I'm camping.....

That's why pot noodles were invented, so you don't have to ever eat it!

satan · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:10 pm **Post subject:**

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:12 pm **Post subject:**

That's the shite

satan · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:27 pm **Post subject:**

I put it in my pancakes....

It just has different names.

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:42 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

and if you think an ass hole will taste nice then your a maramite eater.

Nothing can taste worse than maramite...

You can taste my arse and find out.

sparhawk · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:40 pm **Post subject:**

I like marmite and am not ashamed to say it. Cheese on toast with marmite underneath is a nice snack.

spudthedestroyer wrote:

Nothing can taste worse than maramite...

Ever tried tofu or textured vegetable protein ?

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:41 pm **Post subject:**

I quite like TVP, tofu is foul though

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:44 pm **Post subject:**

Branston Pickle, fine,
HP/Brown Source, fine,
Ketchcup, fine
Salad Cream, fine

Peanut Butter... okay not my kind of thing, but fine
Nutella, like above, only gayer

Maramite, your a sick, sick person :mrgreen:

George Tatum · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:42 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

Nothing can taste worse than maramite...

I hate the stuff but the only thing I've ever tried to eat that made me throw up was miso soup.

killingjokezzz · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:07 pm **Post subject:**

Noooooooo - Spud how could you this. I take it as a personal affront that you can even attempt to insult the Nectar or the Gods that is Marmite. I was brought on the stuff - Marmite and Crunchy peanut butter on brown bread toast. YUMMY!!!!!

You should be shot at dawn, only after being forced to eat gallons of the black stuff.

I voted the 2nd option because it really reads " Marmite is the best ever", how could it read otherwise :wacky:

http://www.ilovemarmite.com/marmite/default.asp

Purple.Nightmare · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:27 pm **Post subject:**

marmite is almost the most foulest thing on earth (fish/crab paste beats it hands down imo!)

PC_Arcade how can U say that TVP is foul! and gives ppl more wind than brussel sprouts!!

Tofu on teh otha hand is lovely stuff!

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:33 pm **Post subject:**

sorry

Bassline · **Posted:** Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:37 pm **Post subject:**

i like marmite on toast

peanut butter is one thing i think tastes f*cking awful...but i do have an allergy to nutty things anyway :wacky:

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