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spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:31 pm **Post subject:**

you've come to the right place then :twisted:

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:42 pm **Post subject:**

Hey Guys!

I kinda hope I dont need an introduction :twisted:

But you may have noticed I've been a bit quiet recently!

Well I'm back and for good!!! So have FINALLY registered and am a dead-donkey-ite

So from now on I'll post exclusively here and then afterwards maybe fileheaven/SR.

Just upgraded PC and broadband connection so give me a couple a days and I'll get back to releasing.

Man how I've missed it :cry:

Anyway, Send me a PM if you think theres anything I need to know about in my weeks long absence.

And great site spud, keep up the good work and let us know if ya eva need help with anything on it :wink:

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:49 pm **Post subject:**

D'aaaahhhhhhhhh........
So you've finally come ! Why it's a privilege to be the first one to welcome you

This site is starting to become quite a meeting place for some notorious horror folk...

Bassline · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:50 pm **Post subject:**

bout time you got your ass in here Paul

karstmobile · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:50 pm **Post subject:**

paul-scream22 wrote:

I kinda hope I dont need an introduction :twisted:

Nope. Welcome. :twisted:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:02 pm **Post subject:**

Please excuse the smell, monkeysmasher refuses to have a bath. :twisted:

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:41 pm **Post subject:**

Great to have you here Paul :mrgreen:

Somebody grab that monkey by the tail and throw him in the bath :!: :shock:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:58 pm **Post subject:**

hey, i take a bath once a month wether i need it or not.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 12:39 am **Post subject:**

Sounds like somebody needs to talk to your handlers about primate hygeine.You must leave monkeybites on them or something :mrgreen:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:31 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher
from my groundpounding days. what better way to show people what you think of thier crappy little countries than beating them to a death in a bloody mess with an e-tool.

say, i know this is all good natured humor,
but the mean little fellas that live in my head
gets the crazy idea your making fun of me, i tell them its just a joke, but they keep shrieking and shreiking, and start telling me to do things. bad things.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:45 am **Post subject:**

You should listen to those voices..they are there for a reason..Don't fight it..just give in.
So it's monkey smasher..I was thinking it was monkeys masher :wink:

As far as groundpounding days go....I think I will leave that alone...to many things come to mind when I read that. :shock:

and yes...i was poking fun at you..You can poke back..I am not an easy man to offend. :mrgreen:

Dr.Love · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:50 am **Post subject:**

*scrubmyeyes*Here it's like Grand Central Station :lol:

Hi Paul, long time no see

I`m pleased to see u !

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:01 am **Post subject:**

i lack the urge to poke fun at anybody, really.i had been trying to get along with everybody, but i guess i lack the skills.oh well.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:22 am **Post subject:**

Heh...don't take offence so easily man..It is all in good fun..but if it bothers you I won't tease anymore.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:05 am **Post subject:**

i was just surprised everyone knew i smelled bad.
i'm just having a bad day-err,week,errr,year. all my quick witted responses are rather viscious and graphic beyond the point of normalicy(i usually edit them out), so i try not to make fun o' people. some people take things the wrong way, but here goes......
-ahem-
"sorry, dx, if i would have known you'd turn out this way, i would have stayed with your mother."

and this is the edited out portion after .. mother.")

", because a young man such as yourself needs a proper fatherfigure in thier life. if i had any idea you were going to star in all those bukkake/ggg films i would have stayed with her and raised you proper, so you wouldnt have turned into the shit eating cumdumpster bi-way fagnasty you are today.'

and what i edited out of the above is even grosser. mainly it involved bestiality.

i'm no good at good natured fun pokin', as i'm basically just an angry little man with too much free time.

Forum Bot · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:15 am **Post subject:**

You can be proud of beeing the first person in the world with the ability to stink over the internet, green fumes coming out of my pc.

The stink-o-matic TM :mrgreen:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:36 am **Post subject:**

ah, its based on some of William Castle's sci-fi movie ideas.
"Smell-O-Vision"
or
I.S. Peeeee yuuu,

(I.S.Peeeuuuuu XP sold seperatly)

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:31 am **Post subject:**

Well if you would have been more timely with child support I wouldn't have to do such tedious work.Glad to see you got a copy though..it's better when you keep it in the family.By the way...how did you handle moms hemoriods? I imagine it was like trying to do one of those wet willy worms.Just keep stuffin back in...God my moms a slut but with you and her in my gene pool...small wonder why I am so fucked up..at least I don't have a tail

karstmobile · **Posted:** Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:04 pm **Post subject:**

DxaKrator wrote:

..at least I don't have a tail

A tail would be cool.

:lol:

Just think of all the complex emotions you could convey in conjunction with all your facial expressions. And when your ass is hot... you could just wag it.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:26 am **Post subject:**

i would prefer webbed feet or hands, people could call me 'webster', and i think it'd give me some real advantage when flirting with women, as i'm sure the creature from the black laggoon gets laid all the time, he's smoooooooooooooth with the ladies.

just start trimming your butt hair. like eyebrows and hair, trimming makes it grow faster, use rogaine on it. maybe braid it, put it in curlers at night.

well, i think i know what im gonna do today.

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