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DxaKrator · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:48 am **Post subject:**

Damn,you see what happens without that father figure in your life?
All this time I have been having Mom shave my ass hair for me because she says it's "dirty".Maybe when I get to her age I can just call my exposed hemoroids a tail.A little wiggle here and a little waggle there, my hemoroids hang cause I got no hair :cry:

One thing about the creature from the black lagoon...The guy was one hell of a kisser :mrgreen:

Polityk · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:01 am **Post subject:**

Actually, it's quite a good pic for an avatar.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2003 5:07 am **Post subject:**

tammy faye baker lives!
it all makes sense now.

rick · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:24 am **Post subject:**

Hey Guys!

I just wanted to say Hi from a Horror-Film-Lover from Rome!

I used to be an occasional Visitor (no, not like one of those "rat-munching" Aliens) to this great site and now I finally registered.

Since I wasn't aware of it, I forgot to post here first, so i'm fixing that terrible mistake... :oops:

Keep up the good work.

Ciao from Italy.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:26 am **Post subject:**

at last!
the ambassador from italy has arrived!

i'd like to welcome you here, and think i speak for everyone when i say,
"what's the deal with italian movies and why do they have so many different titles?"

graag · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:29 am **Post subject:**

rick wrote:

I just wanted to say Hi from a Horror-Film-Lover from Rome!

Benvenuto.

Krug · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:04 pm **Post subject:**

Hi after leeching about 20 films off this site, I thought it was time to sign up and join in the community side of things a bit more.

I have been collecting horror films for about ten years and I used to be a die-hard pre-cert collector until they became too rare to find anywhere in the UK so now car boot sales have been replaced by Dead-donkey! So thanks!

:mrgreen:

rick · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:35 pm **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

at last!
the ambassador from italy has arrived!

Does that mean that I'm the first italian to be in the forum? Wow, I'm amazed... that really made my day.

monkeysmasher wrote:

"what's the deal with italian movies and why do they have so many different titles?"

And about the Many Titles - As far as I know, they do that so that the same movie appears to be a new one, and you rent it again. Either that, or the different titles come along with different cuts (maybe only a bunch of seconds) of the same movie.

PrayeR · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:11 pm **Post subject:**

damn italian!
lol
:wink:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:40 pm **Post subject:**

i thought they did it just to piss me off, like a personal vendetta against me. still, your explanation has more basis in reality.
i dont think your the only italian person, maybe graag is, though i thought they were some kind of viking or a caveman.

and hiya freakyclique. from your terminology i guess your another brit.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:07 pm **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

and hiya freakyclique. from your terminology i guess your another brit.

lol, u mean like "UK" :lol:

There's only one Monkeysmasher...

Greetz to all new members

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:23 pm **Post subject:**

no, there are more than one monkeysmasher. i thought you would have noticed.

Forum Bot · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:54 pm **Post subject:**

PrayeR wrote:

damn italian!
lol
:wink:

Hey, germans are not the ones to complain about other cultures, I mean, HEY it's not us who dub everything :mrgreen:

Katya · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:12 pm **Post subject:**

One Monkeysmasher.....

until you start counting all the personalities that live in his head :lol:

Kat

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:25 pm **Post subject:**

nah, there are three. one has some video game site, then there is me, and some other one that doesnt associate with us. i message the people i see with the name 'monkeysmasher' and ask how they came up with it. not that i have any feeling of ownership, just curious. i do have afew other names i go by, ponchus_pilate,skitzo da clown, captaineyebrows, and theflyingtongue. hehehe, and HotGrrl-69.

not really hotgrrl-69, and i believe there has never been a substantiated case accepted of someone with mpd aka multiple personality disorder, only variant forms of dissasociative disorders.

dr, monkey J Quack,
Psychiatrist and profession croquet player.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:34 pm **Post subject:**

HotGrrl-69?Didn't I try and pick up on you at a bar? :shock:

graag · **Posted:** Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:50 pm **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

i thought they did it just to piss me off, like a personal vendetta against me. still, your explanation has more basis in reality.
i dont think your the only italian person, maybe graag is, though i thought they were some kind of viking or a caveman.

Nah, we're alien. But italian sounds sexy - imparrare l'italiano era una necessita e un piacere. OMG, OMG we're about to explode. :oops:

Ah, Italy! Land of Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raffaello e Donatello. Enough chit-chat, we have a mission to fullfill. Now, would you be so kind to turn and bend down? :twisted:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:09 pm **Post subject:**

hmmm, the only thing close to a racial slur/slander i can think of to fit this occasion is about the greeks, but i suppose it will have to do...

In greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?

the exciting answer to my conumdrum-
http://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic. ... 0129#10129

Craftee · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:58 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher a profession croquet player
which team do you play for - The Mad Hatters Banjo's or The Princetown Ruck Butters maybe?
And do you play the Glockenspiel
I remember as a boy my sister said to me that when I grew up she wanted to be a train driver - which surprised me as I was the one doing the growing up!
The Glockenspiel reminds me of her - the word "spindley" comes to mind.
And fudge cake - what great memories someone has!!!

Craftee

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:35 pm **Post subject:**

ah, what a happy childhood you had.
d'oh, i usually put
'avid croquet player and profesional bedwetter, a ladies man, a straight up pimp,
long like a telephonepole,
bent like a hatched,
so damn hard a cat cant scratch it.
His Homer Simpson lightning quick wit
with the fluidic dexterity of steven hawkings,
pulsing sex apeal of a sebaceus cyst,
men want to be him, women just want him,
he's archie bunker in a g-string,
he's paul reubens with a knife,
he's monkeysmasher,
and this is his life.

ah, it sounds better with goblin doing the audio

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